![]() ![]() And the Sophie will write the lady back and the lady's grandson will be totally hot.Girl 1: And Sophie and the grandson will fall in love, because her boyfriend isn't paying enough attention to her, and the old lady will find her man too. And Sophie will find a letter written to Juliet in 1950 asking for help with her BF at the time. Italy is so romantic! (Every girl starts talking at once, while giggling)Girl 2: Yeah, yeah and they should go to the town where Romeo and Juliet met, they were real right? That really happened right? It's so romantic! (Giggles and cheers, a pillow goes flying)Girl 3: Oh, def. Girl 1: Oh my god, the movie should totally be about a girl named Sophie who goes to Italy with her hot boyfriend. Here's how I imagine the conversation would go: This movie looks like what would happen if you charged a group of teenage girls with IQs scores at the far left of the bell curve, while at a giggly sleepover one night, to make up a movie they thought would be romantic and touching. ![]() And he's teamed up with Ridley Scott for what looks like one of those grand sweeping epic type movies that were made for the big screen. I'm Kevin Costner for Christ's sake.” Thankfully, nineteen years later (yup) Russell Crowe looks like a guy who wants to bring a little edge to the man in tights. Instead, I'll just play the character like he was from Iowa or something. Costner basically just walked in and said, “Look I'll do the movie, but you're nuts if you think I'm doing one iota of voice training before filming. ![]() His performance as the Prince of Thieves has to be one of the all-time great F#$% you's in movie history. If you are in my age range, it's impossible to hear “Robin Hood” and not think of Kevin Costner walking around Sherwood Forest completely devoid of any kind of British accent. I want you to say out loud the first thing that comes to your mind when I say the name. Well don't do that because then you couldn't read, but pretend your eyes are closed. ![]()
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